This year, I did make it out to trick-or-treat. Of course, I went under the guise of my daughter trick-or-treating. The problem is she is a 1-year-old who cannot speak. Thus, I went up to the houses myself, held out
Well, twist my arm.
As I was walking around collecting candy, I realized my neighbors go all out on the decorations front.
I have some serious work to do.
I didn't even carve pumpkins this year. I just used a sharpie and called it good.
This was also the second year (of what’s sure to be many) of me making my child wear matching Halloween costumes. Barristers in 2017. Cows in 2018.
I'm going to be seriously sad on the day she's able to dress herself and inevitably starts objecting to my costume ideas.